玲瓏心♪

两个笑点低的人在一起，就是把互相逗乐了，然后为自己的笑料陶醉，自乐。

我们笑点低的人，会来回咀嚼某初级笑料，然后越想越好笑。

 

剪辑了一下，希望LMM明天看了继续发笑。

 

2009/02/09		22:28:28		刘丽辉		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		靠.看看我的留言去.
2009/02/09		22:34:15		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		刘丽辉		那个留言阿
2009/02/09		22:34:17		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		刘丽辉		ｕｒｌ！
2009/02/09		22:34:52		刘丽辉		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		我把你的URL理解成语气词对吗? 升调.
2009/02/09		22:35:10		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		刘丽辉		(H)
2009/02/09		22:35:24		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		刘丽辉		我没有那么假洋鬼子把
2009/02/09		22:35:34		刘丽辉		ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~		我太有才了.   Â

刘丽辉 says:
就这个德行,咋俩就没办法幽默.人家还没笑呢,自己高兴的步行了,对着电脑傻笑.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
以后我感叹就说url
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
!
刘丽辉 says:
你一个人还好,我老公以为我有病呢.
刘丽辉 says:
我真是个不折不扣的IT人.
刘丽辉 says:
能把URL想成那个意思,佩服自己一下.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
我在公司的时候，人家都快给我整出神经病了
刘丽辉 says:
哈哈.问候你的同事.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
反正一物降一物，不是我有病就是他有病
刘丽辉 says:
 .以后的结果就是都病了.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
然后就太平了
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
大家笑点都低了
刘丽辉 says:
是的.
刘丽辉 says:
我想到的画面是,以后一到办公室,你们看到对方就笑,之后一直到下班.
刘丽辉 says:
回家对自己说了句:有病.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
哈哈
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
哈哈哈
刘丽辉 says:
天啊.不要这样.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
开关给打开了
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
自己不会关
刘丽辉 says:
哈哈.
刘丽辉 says:
我也帮不了你.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
你知道吗？笑点低的人但凡都有这个缺陷
刘丽辉 says:
我还沉浸在自己的得意之作呢,URL.   哈哈哈.
刘丽辉 says:
我要讲给别人听.
ღ008✿玲瓏心™－趣味：Happy Niu Year~~~~~ says:
我这就去写url
刘丽辉 says:
好的.
刘丽辉 says:
我过会将给我老公听.雷他一下.

在乐天上买了6大瓶石榴汁，终于送到了，急着要喝，发现怎么也打不开。

从很郁闷，到非常郁闷，到郁闷致死，我做了以下尝试：

1。拍了瓶头的照片发给东京在线的男人们，问，这个盖子怎么开。

（所有人，在回答问题前，都先大笑三声。makes me feel better,因为，这意味着这个问题很容易解决，有解）

mike说，有机饮料，你再减肥？

我说我不减肥。难道就因为这个i am not supposed to open it?!

他说，找个男人，很容易的。男人就是干这个的。

我说没错，我知道，我深信不已，我一定会嫁人的，因为这些事情我自己干不了。

上次面对一小堆乱七八糟的电源线，我就说过，i need find some to take care of me and this.

 

akiyama san,开始以为是红酒瓶，让我找个转子，知道是juice后，建议我去弄个老虎钳，拧。

还给我发了以下mail,打开后才收到:

あくよ、、　手が滑らないようすればいい。乾燥した手ではあかない、少し湿らせてあける。　または手ぬぐいで　滑らないようにする。それでだめなた　男呼ぶ？　あはははは プライヤーは１０００円ぐらい、、ジュースのほうが　安い。　あははははは

hiro说，用手，用工具，找同事，找管理人。

1000ml的juice拿到公司去找人打开，除非我吃饱了撑得。(一共6瓶呢。每次都拿到公司吗，我不甘心)

管理人似乎比较符合我逻辑，是近水可以解决近渴。揣着一个瓶子下楼去找她，他居然不在，我兴兴的回楼上。

想起，打不开辣椒酱的盖子时候运用了热胀冷缩原理，解决了问题。这个该死的瓶盖也是金属的，于是烧热水，泡了几分钟，用湿毛巾拧，还是不开。

 

牧村哥哥这才送来回复，问咋啦，我说打不开juice,他说瓶子？管头？我说，我已经放弃了，去找管理人了，他不再。

嘴上说我放弃了，但是行动还在继续，我继续泡热水，继续拧宁宁，最后还就被我打开了。

 

真不好，我有多了一项自理能力，离需要嫁出去又远了一程。

 

打不开瓶子依然时间很郁闷的事情，但是很少有人经历过，也很少有人理解我因此而郁闷的心情吧。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

用ufj的陷阱卡去提现

没提出来，被告知，密码属错了几次， 然后卡被停用了。

哦，是不能再用了，需要去店头重新办新卡。

 

别的银行也是这样吗？

 

 

没事就在网上闲逛8。也不能总是买东西，就去KT看看“文艺性“的东西。

 

1

1个妹妹说，当年刚开始在麦哈顿闯荡。到公司第一天就给一个毛头小伙缠住，从此天天被氅蓬宝马兜着去吃午饭，从来都被请。

直到该小伙去英国出差才有机会和其他人交流，才知道，此人是公司VIP的儿子。15岁就在公司做，现在才23。已经换了5辆宝马勒。VIP是仅次于owner的人物，公司有今天全靠他。地位举足轻重可见一斑。

某天外面回来，看到大家在围观某红色CAR, 不知道大热天的红车有什么好，还纳闷自己的老板为啥说”God,what a car, it is worth the price of a house". 直到公子回来。问及他爸的香车，公子说，“噢，那是法拉利, half million dollars,全世界也没几辆，我爸就爱车。这位妹妹说" 我当时当然不知道啥是法拉利了，不过俺没再问下去。偷偷地上网差了一下，从此我知道了法拉利。

2

二个妹妹说，开始在伦敦工作很好，所以租了很贵的房子，结果经济忽然转差，外国人都必须离开。她面领失业，惆怅自己以后不能住很贵的房子时，在家附近，有个美丽的西方妇人过来打招呼，才知道他们领养了一个中国孩子。后来被邀请去他们家做客。

一直只知道他们境遇不错，却一直不知道他们超级有钱。直到很后来，才晓得：mm自己租的一室一厅是35万英镑。人家一个独立房子至少5个bedroom。这富人家有5套房子。。。再回想当时和他们的对话，很多很多细节都是他们是巨富的标致。比如，他们讲开PARTY的时候，都是讲的伦敦的上层CLUB的名字。（此mm当时连底层的CLUB都不知道在哪儿）；再比如，提了一下找不到工作，他们就当时就说：我来去问问XXX，当时FinancialTime在英国的主编。

（这个妹妹主要写犹太人好。让我看走题了）

 

3。

我也不比不知道法拉利，或者不知道底层club的mm好到哪里去。想起自己当年的一些土人土事。两个关于面世的小笑料。

 

在不会说日语的时候，被问及在哪里住，我说银座！（以为是问公司在哪里）后来才知道银座不是平凡人能住的地方。

以为这辈子也不会遇到住银座的贵族。结果前年公司的那个日本妹妹还真的就住银座。在顶楼，朝南，角屋，一个人住3房1听。。此mm当然不是凡人，不过话又说回来，我现在也看不上银座了。hills的顶楼我在继续觊觎ing.

 

再一则。在本人还是嫩油条的时候，战战兢兢去一个十拿九稳offer的面试，决定黑心点出个高价，终于等到GM和我谈价钱。我用拙劣的日语说，7千万！（我想说的是7百万）他很吃惊，我心里发毛，难道真地说得太多了？？？！！！我诧异的看着他，不想松口。

他说，7千万，有点高哦。我这才意识到，多说了一个零。

 

 

 

 

 

CFA Institute Offers 10 Tips on Avoiding Investment Fraud

 

Charlottesville, Va., January 21, 2009 − The recent Ponzi scheme admittedly perpetrated by hedge fund manager Bernard Madoff has heightened our awareness of investment scams. Many investors may feel that they are immune from investment fraud because most Madoff’s investors were institutions or extremely wealthy individuals. But investment fraud comes in many forms and can touch all types of investors. CFA Institute, the global association for investment professionals, offers 10 tips to help investors reduce their chances of being devastated by investment fraud. 

 

1. Understand clearly the investment strategy – “Some investment opportunities appear alluring simply because they are described in impressive, complicated terms,” said Stephen Horan, CFA, head of private wealth management content at CFA Institute. “Investment strategies and financial products should be clear and understandable. The nature of the risks involved can vary widely and should be well understood. Even the venerable Peter Lynch advised people to invest only in what they understood – advice he abided by in his successful career. If you don’t understand it, stay away." 

 

2. Match investment strategy to reported performance – One of the red flags in the Madoff affair is that reported performance was too consistently good. Other investment scams, popular on the internet, purport to use ultra-safe “prime bank” financial instruments from the world’s largest banks. E-mails that promise double-digit returns are incongruent with the safe investment strategies they purport to offer. Also, find out if the firm has its reported performance numbers independently audited, who audits them, and whether these figures comply with Global Investment Performance Standards, a set of ethical principles for calculating and reporting investment results. 

 

3. Watch for e-mail solicitations and Internet fraud – The internet is a low-cost way for scammers to reach millions of people. Horan says that “unsolicited e-mail messages offering you investment opportunities that sound too good to be true probably are. Online bulletin boards and electronic investment newsletters are also fertile ground to disseminate false information on thinly traded stocks for a pump-and-dump scheme. Treat information from unknown sources on the internet with great suspicion.”   

 

4. Be wary of “sure things," quick returns, and special access – Legitimate investment professionals do not promise sure bets. Legitimate get-rich-quick schemes simply do not exist. Scammers often make the implausible combination of safety and high returns seem plausible by granting you “special access” based on your relationship with a mutual acquaintance or affiliation with a specific religion or ethnic group. Also, understand clearly the terms by which you can redeem shares or exit the investment. When can it be done and what are the fees? Ponzi schemes become unsustainable when investors pull out their money. 

 

5. Understand what, if any, regulatory oversight exists – Fraud may be less prevalent in regulated settings, like mutual funds. Hedge funds are less regulated than mutual funds (learn more) (PDF). Horan said that investors should also “be careful of offshore investments, as well. Many are legitimate, but many others have different regulation, and it is far more difficult to locate and recover your money overseas should something go wrong.”  

 

6. Assess the operational risk and infrastructure – Any investment management operation should have a physical infrastructure for trading and administration. Ask to see them and inquire about the firm’s processes and controls. It is important that a firm have separate, independent operations for asset management, trading, and custody to provide checks and balances against fraud. Many investment firms adopt the CFA Institute Centre’s Asset Manager Code of Conduct, which outlines their ethical and professional responsibilities.  

 

7. Ask about independent audits and who performs them – “Investors should ask for audited financial statements of the organization,” said Horan. “An auditor should be independent, reputable, and congruent with the size and scope of the investment operation.”

 

8. Assess the personnel – Ultimately, the reliability of any operation is predicated on the integrity and competence of its people. So find out who makes investment decisions and who implements the investment strategy. They should be separate people with relevant experience, education, and training. Look for recognized professional credentials, like the Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) designation. CFA charterholders agree to abide by the CFA Institute Code of Ethics and Standards of Professional Conduct (PDF), which requires professionals to place the interests of their clients ahead of their own. Credible investment professionals speak knowledgably and comfortably about their professional standards. 

 

9. Perform a background check – Horan believes that investors can easily become their own private investigators. “The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) allows investors to check the background of securities firms and registered securities representatives it oversees in the U.S. If a brokerage firm or broker is not listed, find out why. If they are, make sure their record is clear. Most registered investment advisors (RIAs) must file registrations with the U.S. SEC. Again, make sure they are not subjects of investigation, and be wary if you are pressured to make an investment decision before you have time to investigate.” 

 

10. Limit your exposure – “One of the surest ways to avoid the catastrophe associated with investment fraud is to limit the amount you invest,” said Horan. “Diversification is one of the most fundamental and enduring investment principles. Investors often expose themselves to unnecessary risks by concentrating their funds in one or two securities. By limiting your exposure to five to 10 percent of your assets, the principle of diversification can protect you if an investment turns out to be fraudulent. 

 

Horan advised that “although these tips cannot guarantee that you will avoid investment fraud, they will increase the likelihood that you will make smart choices. Also, by asking the right questions and arming yourself with relevant information, you become one of the informed investors who are more difficult prey for scam artists.”  

回到东京，才一个星期，我也没闲着。我是说买东西。买了这些。

 

1。uniqlo T一件，还有三条皮带。本白，天蓝，玫红.

很细，所以要两条两条带，所以需要三条。。。

2. soyjoy 草莓，山楂，青苹果口味的各一箱 （当饭吃，低GI食品）

 

3.石榴汁 1000ml 6瓶 （当水喝，年纪大了，吃石榴都没有耐心了）

 

4. ayura fサインディフェンス　ベースメーキャップセット（リキッド210)

 

在轰轰烈烈中结束了1月。

在冷冷清清中开始了2月。

日子过得太快了。这一年，又过掉一个月了呢。

今年还和往年一样有个小主题。但是打算下个月在开始实施。

这个月公司应酬比较多，个人活动比较少，公款滋补顺便疗养下兴奋的大脑。

RP大发了。

过年前就陆续收到不太熟的朋友发来的祝福

今天又收到一个，是林外一个同事的大牌客户。我和他只打过一次交道。

明年开始，我也要给尽可能多的人拜年。