a Luxury cruise ship begins to sink.
The captain wants everyone to jump into the sea.
He uses different words for each nationality.
 
To American : If you jump, you will be a hero.
To English men : If you are a gentleman, you will jump.
To Germans: Jumping is the rule on the ship.
To Italian men : if you jump, women will love you.
To French people : don’t jump!
To Japanese : "…..?"